TEACHERS

teachers u guys n gals must think there bogus always buggin us bout disispline makin us not sit with frenz or not lettin us chew gum imean wats withthem y do they hav to destroy our lives cus they ve got none iknow alot of u might think this but the truth is dat dey do all this not just cuz its there job (wel may be som times) they do every thin just to make us a better person 2 make our lives worth while to show us the balance between fun n work they r our real door to succes n im great ful to hav such gr8 teachers n i woudnt want any better ones ( by readin this u guys must think im a goody 2 shoes a teachers pet wel think again cus im not i just respect teachers 4 there work ..................i think!
thanx

JOKES JOKES N JOKES !!!!

those questions no one can answer
Can you cry under water?

Who decided that a round pizza should be put in a square box?

When you get to heaven, are you stuck for eternity wearing the same clothes you were buried in?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast?

Why do we pay to get to the top of tall buildings, then pay to use binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why does Goofy stand upright and Pluto stand on all four feet? They're both dogs.

Do "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" and "The Alphabet Song" have the same tune?

On Gilligan's Island, the professor could make a radio out of a coconut. Why couldn't he fix the hole in the boat?
short n funny
Why did the runner quit the race against Bigfoot?
He couldn't face defeet!!

What's a baby's motto?
if at first you don't succeed - cry, cry again!

Why don't sharks eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!

What is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer!

How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards!

Conclusion is a place you get to when your tired of thinking

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Hard work pays in the future laziness pays now.

wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat.........cut of your head!

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

long but funny

blonde
A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, “I’ve kidnapped you.” She then wrote a big note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde.”
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree.
The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow blonde?”

elizabeth
There was a married couple sleeping and a psycho killer entered into their house. The killer put a knife to the neck of the woman and said, “I like to know the names of my victims before I kill them, what is your name?””My name is Elizabeth,” the woman replied.
The killer said, “You remind me of my mother who was also named Elizabeth, so I can’t kill you.”
The killer then turned to the husband and asked, “What is your name?”
“My name’s Phillip, but my friends call me Elizabeth, too.”

verge n mary

A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?"
One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?"
A little kid said, "Verge."
Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?"
The kid said, "Well, you know they are always talking about Verge n' Mary.

crazy gagdets or what!??!

Honda unveils leg assist machine for elderly
Come on this is too much technology if you ask me ,next thing youll know is that robots will take over the world. A ny way its just my opinion but i admit it this is a cool discovery.

Honda Motor, a pioneer of humanoid robots, on Friday unveiled a new walking assist machine, seen here, designed to make it easier for the elderly to climb stairs and help factory workersHonda Motor, a pioneer of humanoid robots, on Friday unveiled a new walking assist machine designed to make it easier for the elderly to climb stairs and help factory workers.

A holiday card guide for geeks
Technology might have killed the art of letter writing, but it has improved another time-honored form of communication: holiday cards.

Thanks to digital cameras, computers and online photo-sharing sites, it's easier than ever to create custom holiday cards with your photos without the need to get out the glue stick or leave the house.

Towel warmers
Do you guys hate when you go in the bath room in the towels all wet and soggy well trouble your self no more as with this new technology you'll have clean and refreshing towels at all times.

Zehnder towel radiators enable you to heat your bathroom without turning on central heating system. There’s even an infrared programmable controller that you can set to warm your towel and bathroom in the morning or evening. Myson radiators come in a variety of colors, so you can hide it behind furniture or make it part of the overall look of the room

WoW!!!!!

1. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
2.Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump
3.The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
4.Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
5.It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
6.The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples.
7. There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
8.The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.
9.Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.
10. When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red.
11.When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red
12.The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids.
13.The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it’s already been digested by a bee.
14.Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks.
15.The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones.
16.Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.
17.Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart
18.The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.
19.The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.
20. The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.
21.Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
22. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.
23.If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.

success??!?!?!

time is of the essence i guess may be it is but who cares of when ur old no one old even no's what' s the time but if they look out the window they d see a world ful of chalanges waiting for every one to do somthing that can change the shape of the earth(not literaly ofcourse)but to amaze the world . the world is full of surprizes no one knows maybe the geek today be the most famous inventer tomorow u never know so all u hav to do is to believe in ur self n com out show ur self and u'll acheive somthin maybe not what u accpected but keep trying and ur bound to find wat ur looking for so get up and get out to the road of success
thanks

ParENtS>>>!!!

good bye deary smooch! smooch! .this must have happened to you guys that your mom is embarassing you to death by her old styles .its sooo embarassing when some cool kids are passing by and our parents are being beyond weird! whats with parents ? some of u mite think well (this may sound a bit grand maish (if that is a word) TO some of u )i guess its kinda a job of our parents to embarass us only cuz they care they are of the old age but they cant help that they are justdoing there job so i guess we shud respect that and we shud sho our gratitude towards them and lov them for who they r
thanks

BIg BROTHERS

i hate big brothers they are sooooo stupid always pushing little kids around uh i hate it oh so much . brothers can be real jerks and i must know that as i have a big bro of my own who is alwas teasing me i just hate it whats with big brothers any way alway telling us what to do how to do and when to do well its just sick and wrong but who are we to say anything about it like we,ve got any rights noooooo all we can do is to try n ignore these vicious beastes we call brothers n by try i mean try as it doesnt change there way of having fun (by teasing us) but wat can we do just be there snot nosed younger siblings that is way sick i blow with anger cuz of them
thanks